whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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