please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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