ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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