note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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