i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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