yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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