I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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