If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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