john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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