My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming