I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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