he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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