yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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