uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Never joke about your clitoris.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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