On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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