new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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