everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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