i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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