Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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