I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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