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Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
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Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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