We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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