how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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