Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
jump out the window naked night went bad
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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