i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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