We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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