literally had 100 drinks last night.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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