New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
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I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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