For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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