he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
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Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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