Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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