And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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