Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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