Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Im just a social blackout drinker.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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