Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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