We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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