Non-Jews are for practice
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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