I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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