i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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