So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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