Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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