we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
There r osticjed everywhere
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when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Randomize