I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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