yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
These tits shall not be calmed
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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