You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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