I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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