I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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