is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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