We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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