SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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