I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I love you. Go after that dick
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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