Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
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How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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