shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Tell her she can't have a vagina
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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