Sry I called you an 8
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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