New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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